Larry Wall once said there are three great virtues of a programmer: laziness, impatience, and hubris. Witness all three in this sorry excuse for a personal site - click the highlighted bits for details.

- SymSys '18 at Stanford
- Co-Director at TreeHacks
- Current: Intern at Slack
- Past: Intern at Cruise, Intern at Square, Intern at Chartbeat (via hackNY)
- Dogs: Shlomo and Mollie-Ann
- Hit me up

Technically, you can annotate this yourself if you want. Be nice!