[Verse 1]
Swiggity Swoogaty, I'm looking for my bugatti, go find your mommy
Go be like Tommy...PICKLES
Don't listen to Dill, listen to Phil, the Doctor. Who?
I really have to poo. There's no more toilet paper, what am I supposed to do?

[Hook]
Swag, Swag, in my bag
My doctor's bag, because the Doctor's in the house
Go play with your computer mouse, clickity clackity
Tickity tackity, because your breath is rachety
And your mom is raggedy
Swag

[Verse 2: SwagShake]
Hey my name is Swagshake, get ready for an earthquake, you need to be a little more awake
Before I hit you with my shake, winky face
I'm a master rapper, all you can do is clap, when you hear my raps, better fix your snapback
And get your little backpack
Swag

[Verse 3: Dr.Swagmuffin]
Uh oh, need a little cheerios, for your... heart problem
(seriously, get that checked.)
It's the Dr, the one and only proctor, for your hard work
Son, listen to me, its time for your checkup, learn to turn up
Madden 2k13 got me F'ed up
Football, don't fall when I tackle you with lyrics
(FUMBLE)
Don't drop the ball, its all you got, so you best back off
If you know whats good for ya, then you would listen to your ma. muh

[Hook]
Swag, Swag, in my bag
My doctor's bag, because the Doctor's in the house
Go play with your computer mouse, clickity clackity
Tickity tackity, because your breath is rachety
And your mom is raggedy
Swag

[Verse 4: SwagShake]
Oh look it's me again, the shake that you wanted to taste again
My Doc SwagMuffin got me looking for that answer again
Uh Oh Cheerios, thats what you eat, Must be a good little treat
Nothing compares to the taste of me, the shake, the boss of this house
If you want to be me, you'd have to learn how to go pee, without your momma holding your little weewee
(OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH)

[Verse 5: Dr. SwagMuffin]
Were Done. That was fun