You are not straight

[Verse 1]:

You were once respected by some

Till you started acting dumb

The distance between your finger and thumb is how low your dingaling swung.

You ditch school to watch anime

And you're always acting kinda gay

So I don't know what yo problem is

But here is my hypothesis



[Verse 2]:

You act gay because that's the only way you get attention sway

You watch anime all day so you don't have to communicate

You feel like people judge everything you do

Just know everything they say is true

I got some stuff to say too

With all the memes and anime you been through

You woulda been able to get a job boo

I've got some news for you B

Listed the facts like 1 2 3

Now do you see how everyone views you?



[Verse 3]:

You got a few screws loose

Tie a noose noose

Inject some juice juice

Fill up a room with some mousse mousse

Throw you in give you a loose tooth

Let me introduce you to my Duce Moose

Call me the Dr Suess of abuse Bruce



[Verse 4]:

Enough with the rhymes

Time to get into all the crimes you've committed since you're bla-

No wait. Sorry for being so stereotypical

But the condition you're in is getting to critical

Soon enough it might become physical

Wake up moumin anime is mythical

It's fake. Just like your relationship with-

Oh sorry again. Typical me

I always try and get lyrical see

It's a miracle B

I'm on a rapping spree while on LSD

Here is a key and there is a lock

Open it Moumin and the ladies will flock

Oh yeah I forgot

You the typa person that finds guys hot



[Outro]:

I see you Moumin

But what does your mum think about you not being into women?

Did she cry every night when you told her what you were like

Did she say "Oh where did I go wrong?"

Because I felt bad for her while writing this song

You're a disgrace to your family and race

Watching hentai and acting gay

Tell me Moumin

What do you have to say?