[Verse 1]:
You were once respected by some
Till you started acting dumb
The distance between your finger and thumb is how low your dingaling swung.
You ditch school to watch anime
And you're always acting kinda gay
So I don't know what yo problem is
But here is my hypothesis

[Verse 2]:
You act gay because that's the only way you get attention sway
You watch anime all day so you don't have to communicate
You feel like people judge everything you do
Just know everything they say is true
I got some stuff to say too
With all the memes and anime you been through
You woulda been able to get a job boo
I've got some news for you B
Listed the facts like 1 2 3
Now do you see how everyone views you?

[Verse 3]:
You got a few screws loose
Tie a noose noose
Inject some juice juice
Fill up a room with some mousse mousse
Throw you in give you a loose tooth
Let me introduce you to my Duce Moose
Call me the Dr Suess of abuse Bruce

[Verse 4]:
Enough with the rhymes
Time to get into all the crimes you've committed since you're bla-
No wait. Sorry for being so stereotypical
But the condition you're in is getting to critical
Soon enough it might become physical
Wake up moumin anime is mythical
It's fake. Just like your relationship with-
Oh sorry again. Typical me
I always try and get lyrical see
It's a miracle B
I'm on a rapping spree while on LSD
Here is a key and there is a lock
Open it Moumin and the ladies will flock
Oh yeah I forgot
You the typa person that finds guys hot

[Outro]:
I see you Moumin
But what does your mum think about you not being into women?
Did she cry every night when you told her what you were like
Did she say "Oh where did I go wrong?"
Because I felt bad for her while writing this song
You're a disgrace to your family and race
Watching hentai and acting gay
Tell me Moumin
What do you have to say?