[Verse 1]
I need this
I need love
I need you
I don't need one heartbeat, I need two!
There's an emptiness I need to fill
And only one emptiness will do

[Chorus]
Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can touch me the right way, yeah
Only a woman
Is allowed to touch me there
All I ask is that you're a woman

[Verse 2]
I like rain
I like ham
I like you
You're around, you're right here
So you'll do!
I wanna tell you how much I love your mind
But it simply isn't true
[Chorus]
Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can touch me the right way
Only a woman
Is allowed to do what you're doing right now
All I ask is that you're a woman

[Bridge]
And on Saturdays when I've been partying hard
And it's 4 in the morning and I'm on my fifth tab of E
That's the only time I don't even care if you are a woman

[Chorus]
(Right now)
Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can do it just the right way, yeah
Only a woman
Should be doing that right now
I just want you to be a woman
Please just be a woman
Just any old woman
Or a man