[Chorus: Technoblade]
Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah…

[Verse: TommyInnit]
His name is Philza Minecraft and he is quite old
He is married to a woman
That is interestingTechnoblade has a golden crown
I am massive
I am massive
Wilbur Soot is a musician
He sings about women which I find cool
Technoblade wears a gown
In the gown, he doesn't own knives

[Outro: TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot]
Oh
Yeah
Yo, Wilbur, your verse, you ready?
Alright, here we go, yeah
I don't, I don't do lyrics