[Verse 1: Dan Andrews]
As best we can tell
The pub is shut
That's not appropriate
I can't be any clearer than that
That's what's most important, the pub
That's what's most important, beers
We had a case last week
As best we can tell
The dinner party started with one case
By the end of the dinner party
Almost everybody at the dinner party
Had a case of beers, beers, beers, beers
We could simply take this seriously
Rapidly, get on the beers
That's your civic duty, that's what's most important
And that's what must be done
[Chorus: Dan Andrews & Donald Trump]
Beers, beers, beers, get on the beers
Beers, beers, beers, get on the beers
Beers, beers, beers (Oh, no, China)
Get on the, get on the, get on the beers
[Post-Chorus: Dan Andrews]
Take this seriously, get on the beers
Rapidly, rapidly, get on the beers
That's your civic duty, beers
Get on the, get on the, get on the beers
That's what's most important, beers
That's what's most important, beers
That's what's most important, beers
And that's what must be done, beers
[Interlude: Donald Trump]
I can honestly say I never had a beer in my life, okay?
[Verse 2: Dan Andrews]
As best we can tell
The pub is shut
That's not appropriate
I can't be any clearer than that
That's what's most important, the pub
That's what's most important, beers
We had a case last week
As best we can tell
The dinner party started with one case
By the end of the dinner party
Almost everybody at the dinner party
Had a case of beers, beers, beers, beers
We could simply take this seriously
Rapidly, get on the beers
That's your civic duty, that's what's most important
And that's what must be done
[Chorus: Dan Andrews & Donald Trump]
Beers, beers, beers, get on the beers
Beers, beers, beers, get on the beers
Beers, beers, beers (Oh, no, China)
Get on the, get on the, get on the beers
[Post-Chorus: Dan Andrews]
Take this seriously, get on the beers
Rapidly, rapidly, get on the beers
That's your civic duty, beers
Get on the, get on the, get on the beers
That's what's most important, beers
That's what's most important, beers
That's what's most important, beers
And that's what must be done, beers
[Chorus: Dan Andrews & Donald Trump]
Beers, beers, beers, get on the beers
Beers, beers, beers, get on the beers
Beers, beers, beers (Oh, no, China)
Get on the, get on the, get on the beers
[Post-Chorus: Dan Andrews]
Take this seriously, get on the beers
Rapidly, rapidly, get on the beers
That's your civic duty, beers
Get on the, get on the, get on the beers
That's what's most important, beers
That's what's most important, beers
That's what's most important, beers
And that's what must be done, beers
[Interlude: Donald Trump]
I can honestly say I never had a beer in my life, okay?
[Outro: Dan Andrews]
Beers, beers, beers
Get on the, get on the, get on the beers