[Intro: Rodney Dangerfield]
I have only one thing to say to you today
It’s a jungle out there
You gotta look out for number 2
[Chorus: 21spendexx]
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
All I care 'bout is that
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
All I care 'bout is that
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
All I care 'bout is that
[Verse 1: 21spendexx]
You thought you heard the end of the booty eating ballad
My girl epileptic so I toss her seizurе salad
Take a seat at yo cheeks yeah you know I’m having suppеr there
Fuck munching box I’m going straight for the Tupperware
Pound if I’m bored, boutta educate a whore
Her poop versus my wood, that’s Brown v Board
Tossing a brunette chick, you know that’s not an Elle
That taint fuckin stank, she ain’t using Cottonelle
Use that anus like a tuba, make the bootyhole sing
I’m like Mike Tyson the way I pop off in the ring
Started from the bottom, I’m like Drake with no brakes
Feel like Dick Portillo, I make that chocolate cake shake
You ain’t with the shits, but I am, and I will
Make yo girl, cum and poop, we call that, chocolate milk
Son, I shine where the sun don’t shine
And the bumhole fine and the tongue sublime
This cake so rich, I make her shit a brick
I ain’t stain nothin but I still hit a lick
Her asshole a black hole, I own that Nebula like Disney
And now I’m gonna fuckin reconstruct her chocolate chimney
[Pre-Chorus: 21spendexx]
No face, no pussy, no tits, no problem
I just need my mouth on your motherfuckin’ bottom
No legs, no arms, no head, no issue
Lick that booty clean, she don’t need a fuckin tissue
Nope!
All I care 'bout is that
[Chorus: 21spendexx]
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
All I care 'bout is that
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
All I care 'bout is that
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
All I care 'bout is that
[Verse 2: Olmstedd & 21spendexx]
Still an ass man in 2020, yeah there’s no debating
Cake? She got plenty and the platter got me salivating
Fatter than her cat or not, I’ll still be penetrating
Cake batter, my cum splatter, I’m ejaculating
Madder than a hatter when I go down on the booty
Leave the ass so Red and Baron, you can call me fucking Snoopy
Red Barron like the lil Trump
Unabomb my mouth like Kaczynski with a dump
Bruh I'm a crack addict
Osbourne for this shit, that’s a Black Sabbath
And she looking like a snack though
Licking on an ass hole, me and Spee
Back and forth on the tract
With the back magic
Run a crazy train, you know we take up the caboose
Hopping on the Brown Line, loosey goosey on the sluice man
I should win a trophy for caressing the rim
With booty, I'm Jim Croce, I don't mess around with slim
[Pre-Chorus: 21spendexx]
No face, no pussy, no tits, no problem
I just need my mouth on your motherfuckin’ bottom
No legs, no arms, no head, no issue
Lick that booty clean, she don’t need a fuckin tissue
Nope!
All I care 'bout is that
[Chorus: 21spendexx]
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
All I care 'bout is that
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
All I care 'bout is that
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
All I care 'bout is that
[Verse 3: 21spendexx]
All up in the stool like Portnoy, right?
But I don’t follow the rules, take way more than one bite
Yeah we eatin’ good, as a matter of fact man
I mack so much shit, I’m the motherfucking Scatman
I chat with her frequently while her man give me the stink-eye
Cause he know I’m chomping her pink stink contracting pink eye
Boutta hit her with a manual stomach pump, suck
All the juicy poopy out that fat fucking dump truck
Your main squeeze an art type? I’m aiming for her fart pipe
Leave me wit a Clayface, feeling like the Dark Knight
Big booty archetype, straight up heinous!
I must hate planet 7 the way I’m wiping out Uranus
Oh my lord, I’ve been eating this booty for very long
Carnivore, bite the head clean off that fucking prairie dog
All up in your crack like I’m motherfucking sand, man
You know I’m such a WASP from the way I tongue your aunt, man
[Pre-Chorus: 21spendexx]
No face, no pussy, no tits, no problem
I just need my mouth on your motherfuckin’ bottom
No legs, no arms, no head, no issue
Lick that booty clean, she don’t need a fuckin tissue
Nope!
All I care 'bout is that
[Chorus: 21spendexx]
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
All I care 'bout is that
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
All I care 'bout is that
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake