[Intro]
(Exhaling of air)
Yuh yuh!
It's 21spendexx
AKA Lil Advil
AKA Yung Pedialyte
AKA
Uhh
Heh
I
Something
Joke about vagi
Fuck it. Goddamn it. I fucked it up, god fuckin d
Whatever, alright

[Verse]
Yuh, fresh outta vagina college it’s
Your friendly neighborhood recreational gynecologist
Dropping some reproductive system based knowledge
Cause I know when it get wet more often than meteorologists
Yuh
Whipping a mediocre penis
I don't got a cock I got a motherfucking phoenix
It rises from the asses, evеn after I cum-bust
Now there's cum еverywhere, I guess this shit ain’t seem-less
Yuh
I got a license to drill
Dicked her like a doctor and I'm ready to fill
And I'm professionally examining a hottie with a body
And I graduated motherfucking summa cum laude
Yeah not all doctors are Asian
Do you want nut? Then be patient
Ooh
You gon' need a medic after you get meh dick
Put the pre in premed and the cock in your bitch
Ok
99 in a hundred women agree
That if you need a hole filled, I'm the doctor to see
And the only one who didn't agree happened to be lesbian
There's nothin wrong with that but like it further proves my point
Yeah
Call me Dr. Phil-andering
Eating booty and taking my time, just meandering (me and her ring)
OOH
Seeing titty like a mammogram
Uptown for the longest time I'm the piano man
Vagina vaporizer
Trachea terminator
Esophagus eliminator
A litter of alliterative phrases
Dealin’ with baby making spaces
On a case by case basis
And maybe chase a few Chases to maintain homeostasis
Leave the pussy dead like Grey’s sis
This G's D Een her A like a bassist
Thunder to the pussy when I smash in the basement
Her legs ajar, Mason, my cock adjacent (a Jay scent)
Like Hov cologne
Line up the triangle like Toblerone
Ink on her face like she Post Malone
Call me Seeley Booth how I propose to Bone
You’re supposed to moan
Speak to the pussy like I'm Doc Doolittle
The one who spit game through the whole hospital
She say “My neck been killing me”
And I go down the throat, Penicillin V
Course I'm in it erect and empty out my balls
The abortion clinic's directly down the hall
No plastic surgeon, but I still paint boobs
When I unload my kids like a bus to St. Jude’s
Ooh
I got the endorsements
To take you indoors and explore your proportions
I'm all about that doctor-patient confidentiality
My lips are sealed (though yours aren't) and I'm mending your malady
I'll hit as long as you don't have a constant itching
But I always wrap the weasel cause I ain't no obstetrician
Yuh!
My swollen pasta be an abdomen shocker we
Gonna do a free DIY blind colonoscopy