[Intro: Various Voices]
Spencer, you've been out of the public eye for two years!
What have you been doing with your time?
Sir Spenis! Any comment on the recent leaked cock camera footage of you and Pete Buttigieg?
Do you remember that one time in fifth grade when you ripped your pants?
His Twinkiness! Has the bottle full of cum began to mold?
Ayo Spee, you know where I can get some weed?
Daddy, do you think if I swallowed your cum I'd gain your powers?
Mr. Spendexx, when you said, "I'll fuck your dog and you too," what did you mean?
If her age is on the clock, is she ready for the cock?
Do you eat ass?
Do you really have a scar on your penis?
Why the fuck are you a vegan?
Has 14spendexx recovered from his botched circumcision?
Why do they call you Beer Dick?
Why do you complain about being called gay, and then rap about sucking cock?

Is 21 back?