[Skit: 21spendexx & 21spendexx doing a voice]
Fucking hate press conferences, fucking bullshit
Fuck this shit, god fucking damn it
I need a Xan and some breast milk right the fuck now
Hello Spencer
What the fuck! Jesus Christ!
Fuck... god damn, how the fuck did you get in here?
The... the door was open, dude
Oh
Um
Can... can you leave?
No
Alright, well what the fuck do you want then?
Well, I'd first like to ask what was up with that press conference, man
What do you mean?
Well, you, you got on the stage
Everyone asked "Is 21 back"
And then you rapped six songs and then lеft
And didn't say anything else
What of it?
Well, uh... alright, moving on
What doеs it all mean?
Like, like the album
Is it, is it a concept, is it a metaphor, or
Uh, yeah, its a metaphor for racial tensions in America
It— really?
No you fucking moron
It’s... it’s about this secret that I have
That I’ve been holding onto for a really long time
I hint at it a lot in my lyrics, and...
You know what? No. Fuck this. Fuck this!
I'm not gonna keep holding on to this!
I'm not gonna live in fear
I'm gonna say it

YOU'RE GAY!
I'm horny

What?
What?

I’m not fucking gay
You’re not?
No, I’m horny. I'm excruciatingly horny all the time
Dude that’s not a secret
You know what fuck you
You break into my dressing room and I speak my truth to you and this is what I get?
You fucking pissass shitdick little
You know what? I don't need you
I’m gonna let the whole world know that I’m horny
Bro you just did that for 18 minutes and--

Ahem
Uh
Shit
Um
Good evening, everyone, um