[Spoken Word]
Alright, if y- if you can look at your.. in the X-ray you could see a little dark spot on.. on your teeth here, yeah, so, t- that's a hole and we’re gonna need to- drill and.. fill it up, because you have a cavity. Uhh, I don't know what you've been doing, if you’ve been brushing your teeth or anything, but um.. yeah, we're gonna need to.. do stuff on that, so..

[Chorus]
How is that possible?
I've been brushing teeth since elementary school
What do you mean I have a cavity in my teeth?

[Verse 1]
I mean exactly what I mean
You haven't cleaned your teeth since you were thirteen
And, honestly, that's fucking nasty
Your mouth's been looking really red-y
Fucking fatty
You should lay off the ice cream
Before I pull up to your addie
Your mouth is worsе than my dog's anus
Its cousins love talking
Alabama, STD, siblings fucking with one another
And thеre's so many things we could do to combat all the cavities
You can’t deny the fact that your teeth look like swiss cheese
Swiftly, all your teeth will be extracted from your mouth
Oh, boy, so painfully

[Chorus]
How is that possible?
I’ve been brushing teeth since elementary school
What do you mean I have a cavity in my teeth?
[Verse 2]
Everything is fucking stupid, I can't get my mind around it
Found it rather odd that we look lost without it
Talk about the analytics, feeling rather nihilistic
You could just fix it
Richard Nixon did it, but he had his critics
With my teeth, with my teeth
How can it be with my teeth?
With my teeth, with my teeth
How can it be with my teeth?

[Outro]
Oh God, no, no, no!
(Painful screaming)
(Laughing)
Oh God, that’s too good