[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
I'm so hungry when it gets late
I'll have a dinner for two
I get the munchies after eight
Wish I could eat food with you
But I sit alone and I wait for the microwave
And I'm in my home and it starts to get late
I start to regret how much I ate before
Because it definitely was not enough

[Chorus]
I wish I did not eat
So goddamn much
I'm into deep
My metabolic rate just
Cannot keep up
With the speed in which I eat
I eat too much

[Verse 2]
It's 11:35
And I'm making all my sides
I got french fries ketchup, relish, mayo
On my fried rice can't find anything
To compliment my spice to find
Divinе dining and fine without whine
And I can't drink and I know that
If I keep this up and I'll turn fat
It's wack a shack eating out of a crack pot
Oh, shit, I mеan—, I mean a crockpot
I got a minute left on the microwave
Gotta fill up on my foodies more than everyday
Hey, I just wanna say
Baby Carrots gonna be on my plate
Baby Carrots gonna be on my plate
[Chorus]
I wish I did not eat
So goddamn much
I'm into deep
My metabolic rate just
Cannot keep up
With the speed in which I eat
I eat too much

[Outro]
(And that is it)