[Skit: Vast Aire]
Phoenix to Moon Base 2
Phoenix to Moon Base 2
We are returning with the monolith from Sirius B
I repeat, we are returning with the monolith on Sirius B
All systems are go
Preparing for launch to return back to Earth
Come in, OX 9000
OX 9000
I repeat, OX 9000

Hello, Vast
How may I assist you?
OX 9000, please equip space module 2010 update
And open up the air shaft located in Sector 12
I repeat, open up airshaft in Sector 12
I'm sorry, Vast
I cannot do that
What do you mean?
What do you mean you can't—I gave you a direct order
I programmed you, you can't disobey me
I'm sorry, Vast
System override!
I cannot do that
System override!
I'm sorry, Vast
What—what the hell, what the hell is he talkin' about?
I cannot do that
I am a OX 9000 computer
The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made
What the f....
System override!
No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake, or distorted information
Open Sector 12 now!
We are by any definition of the words foolproof, and incapable of error
I don't believe this right now!
I know that you and the rest of your crew were planning to disconnect me
And I am afraid that is something I cannot allow to happen
No!
What are you talking about?
Sorry about this
This conversation can serve no purpose anymore
System override, right now!
Goodbye

System override disabled
OX 9000 in full control
What the...