[Chorus: Vast Aire]
Life's a big joke and you missed it
And I'm laughing cause I'm a mystic
She had a fat zucchini, the freaks come out at night with Houdini
And theirs no disputing I'll conjure up a spell like Rasputin
I'm the illest god ever, I got a harem of Amazons on demascara
Oh great era, as she winked at me with her smeared mascara

[Verse 1: MF DOOM]
The beat is sicker than the blood in your stool
The way it repeats can trick you like a stuttering fool
Uttering butter king jewels, it woulda been cool
[?]

[Chorus: Vast Aire]
Life's a big joke and you missed it
And I'm laughing causе I'm a mystic
She had a fat zucchini, the freaks comе out at night with Houdini
And theirs no disputing I'll conjure up a spell like Rasputin
I'm the illest god ever, I got a harem of Amazons on demascara

[Verse 2: MF DOOM]
Cause Vast lick a thorn in his back
As for the rhymes I give ya'll [?]

[Chorus: Vast Aire]
Life's a big joke and you missed it
And I'm laughing cause I'm a mystic
She had a fat zucchini, the freaks come out at night with Houdini
And theirs no disputing I'll conjure up a spell like Rasputin
I'm the illest god ever, I got a harem of Amazons on demascara
As she winked at me with her smeared mascara