[Verse 1: Jared Halley]
Virgin nuns, in the western sky
Blue Mountains, Shenandaa
Hour of cake, cake
Based on Mount Everest, it remains like the wind

[Chorus: Jared Halley]
Road trip
I'm at home
Where am I?
Virgins of the west, mount up!
I am at home
Road trip

[Verse 2: Jared Halley]
I remember your memories
Lady is a miner, with green juice
Throw antiques and dirt in the air
Cry for the third time this month

[Chorus: Jared Halley and (Malinda as CDC)]
Road trip (NO.)
I'm at home
Where am I? (You're at home where you should be.)
Virgins of the west, mount up!
I am at home
Road trip (No, NO! Get back here!)
[Bridge: Jared Halley]
Then I heard a voice and the dog said
He told me to kill the radio
By the way the excess of fancy
Set aside time to scream (SCREAMMM!)

[Chorus: Jared Halley and (Malinda as CDC)]
Road trip (Absolutely not.)
I'm at home (Yep!)
Where am I?
Virgins of the west, mount up!
I am at home
Road trip (No, NO, don't take a- NO!)

Road trip (Get back here!)
I'm at home (Thank you...)
Where am I?
Virgins of the west, mount up!
I am at home
Road trip

[Outro: Malinda as CDC]
Go to your room
Go to your room!