Twisted Translations
Google Translate Sings: “Mother Knows Best” from Tangled
[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
I thought that maybe this year you might let me out of the tower?

[MOTHER GOTHEL, spoken]
Asked by the Republican?
Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
O-Oh, I'm not a Republican..,

[MOTHER GOTHEL, sung]
Try to look like blood

[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
Why?

[MOTHER GOTHEL, sung]
Corn in just seconds!

[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
Impressive

[MOTHER GOTHEL, sung]
You know why we are in this field

[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
Pretty sure we're in a tower
[MOTHER GOTHEL, sung]
It's best to keep you and your voice safe

[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
Oh, I'm not Ariel

[MOTHER GOTHEL, sung]
I die, and I understand that it is always coming
Just so you know, I want to leave the child at the breast

[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
'Kay

[MOTHER GOTHEL, sung]
In recent years there's no time
Cash! I believe in animals

[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
Cool

[MOTHER GOTHEL, sung]
Money is good

[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
Uh, yes, money's great, but...
[MOTHER GOTHEL, sung]
Money is good
One quarter
This is a terrorist country

[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
Urgh

[MOTHER GOTHEL, sung]
Money is good
One or two ways
I promise to make a mistake!

[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
Uh...

[MOTHER GOTHEL, sung]
Birds and thorshis, Poor Foods, IKEA
Tears and snakes, dead

[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
Uh, mom?

[MOTHER GOTHEL, sung]
Beautiful photos
Thumb
No, no, no!
He'll be there
Protection of the father
[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
I have a father!?

[MOTHER GOTHEL, sung]
Freaky, I got it
Perform drama
Be a mom

[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
Uh, not yet!

[MOTHER GOTHEL, sung]
Money is good
Go forward, roll in an airplane
Come on, Lee booty, drop dead!

[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
Oh

[MOTHER GOTHEL, sung]
Do I have a mother?

[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
Probably

[MOTHER GOTHEL, sung]
I have changed, the rain did not, I was successful
Come on, I need it

[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
Ew

[MOTHER GOTHEL, sung]
Stand still and shut up, strangers!
Some peace delays

[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
That's unfortunate

[MOTHER GOTHEL, sung]
Money is good

[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
It's not about the money...

[MOTHER GOTHEL, sung]
Money is good
Take them from the massage
Life is dead

[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
Oh

[MOTHER GOTHEL, sung]
Violence cannot be used, the trial
Insufficient, cannot be done
Please stay execution

[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
Don't kill me!

[MOTHER GOTHEL, sung]
Simple, pure, straight trash

[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
Hey!

[MOTHER GOTHEL, sung]
Alcohol's what's fine, it's not clear
Once again, I like shirt tattoos
I'm on a bus! I like it!
I understand that parents support

[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
Yes!

[MOTHER GOTHEL, sung]
Every man wants me

[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
Yes, you're a catch, is that weird to say?

[MOTHER GOTHEL, spoken]
Lettuce?

[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
Did you... um... OK...

[MOTHER GOTHEL, spoken]
You do not want to be a castle

[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
Nah, I'm good

[MOTHER GOTHEL, sung]
I didn't get the needed care

[RAPUNZEL, spoken]
Oh

[MOTHER GOTHEL, sung]
You will be sad
Money is good
Ha ha ha! Money!