Twisted Translations
Google Translate Sings: Christmas Carols
[We Wish You A Merry Christmas: Malinda]
We want a happy birthday for you
I wish Christmas was fun
I want you very well
This year, I was happy
We've come to arouse your neighbor
Good news for Natale
And a heartbreaking new year
[Deck The Halls: Michael Gregory/ Both]
Space milk is right
Valalalala branch
Make a sacrifice to the stars
It's Spider Man
Now we are homosexuals
Our headlamp-La-La-La
Potatoes are very satisfactory
[Jingle Bells: Michael Gregory/ Both]
How does this snowball work?
Open, Norway's opression
We will leave the country
He wants everything
Group call
Create an angry army
I can not sing (True)
Tell your babies
Jim has big bells, Jim has big bells
Drink everything
Oops, this is a rainbow horse
Murder case number one
Jim has big bells, Jim has big bells
Escape from all of you
Oops, this is a rainbow horse
But this is a dream and a lie
[Auld Lang Syne: Malinda/1 Michael Gregory / 2 Both]
If the owl is forgotten
Did you not know anything? (Nope)
I can only be forgotten (True)*1
And old lung syndrome
For the old lung, my honey
For the old lungs
We will sell the good stuff
For the old lungs*2