Twisted Translations
Google Translate Sings: “Friend Like Me” from Aladdin
But the ninety-nine Antonio
There are thousands of reports in the media
But you look fortunately, 'cause of your sledgehammer
You have an unmistakable ornament
(Christmas was 3 months ago)
Now I stick to the wall
Some wheelchairs are in stock
There's a little spanking, pizza, walking tours, how
You will be my girlfriend
I'll die
(Please don't)
Male Harry Potter, head
What is the taste?
Show me
Leave
(Okay)
You do not have a friend
(Hey)
The resort is a health club
Please contact your hotel's knight
(Hotel's knight?)
I came
Make a murmur
You do not have a friend
In other words, we pride ourselves on slavery
(Don't be proud of that)
You're a chair
Cut, cut
Yellow Harry
Your job is good
Why are you mad?
(You did call me friendless)
None of the spinal cord is six
Spinal cord efforts B to collect
I saw the Italians
(Where?)
You do not have a friend
Can I make friends?
(Well, maybe)
Am I your friend?
(You said I had no friends)
Does this helmet eat your meat?
Your ally, bubbles sword?
This is a cookie
A lover can't wear any bra
Then remove the acne
So I do not want to be a cat
Here are my answers for the answer to your birth
(I always wanted to know)
You are wrong
(What did I do?)
You have a temporary setup folder
The force is very important to have help
So what does Cha mean? I am very happy
(Good for you)
There is doubt about three miles away
Everything you do is something great, and that's good
Alarms, listening and other needs
I am not working, you're a wonderful monkey
You do not have friends, you do not have friends
You do not have a friend
(You're gonna insult me, don't sing, oh c'mon)
My girlfriend likes you!
(Wait, what?)
(She was mine)