Twisted Translations
Google Translate Sings: “Baby it’s Cold Outside”
[Malinda]
I can't stand

[Tom]
It's mold outside

[Malinda]
I

[Tom]
It's sold outside

[Malinda]
Sigh Men...

[Tom]
Hope has fallen

[Malinda]
Okay...

[Tom]
I like ice cream

[Malinda]
But Karid, my mother was Satan's wife
[Tom, shouting]
Linda, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

[Malinda]
My father was arrested

[Tom]
Hears the explosion

[Malinda]
I really like cleaning

[Tom]
Clocks

[Malinda]
You can have a stone

[Tom]
Bring food to the blanket

[Malinda]
Neighbors gonna think

[Tom]
Baby, that's bad
[Malinda]
How to drink water?

[Tom]
No cups

[Malinda]
Italian know...

[Tom]
Now I look like a star

[Malinda]
Cancel this season

[Tom]
Wearing a hat can cause hair loss

[Malinda, gradually speaking]
No, no, no...

[Tom, speaking]
You fly an airplane, right?

[Malinda]
Make an in-depth statement
[Tom]
What pride?

[Malinda]
I can not really live

[Tom]
I can't have children

[Both]
Hot girlfriend outside

[Malinda, speaking]
Wait, hot girlfriend?

[Tom, speaking]
Yep, yep...

[Malinda, speaking]
Hot girlfriend where?

[Tom, speaking]
Right there. She's right there

[Malinda, speaking]
Gasp

[Tom, speaking]
Yep!

[Malinda, speaking]
Oooh...

[Tom, speaking]
I know!

[Malinda, speaking]
She better work!

[Tom, speaking]
Honestly...

[Malinda]
All I have to do is run

[Tom]
Women are cold outside

[Malinda]
No response

[Tom]
Except for the cool girls

[Malinda, slightly awkward]
Hi

[Tom]
Luckily I signed up

[Malinda]
Extremely hot

[Tom]
See worm window...

[Malinda]
Dude be careful

[Tom]
God, my mouth is delicious

[Malinda]
My sister is on Moon Street

[Tom]
Axes in the Sand

[Malinda]
My mind is a naughty virgin aunt

[Tom]
Shh!

[Malinda]
Maybe I smoked something else

[Tom]
I have never done anything wrong

[Malinda]
I want to go to earth

[Tom]
Baby, jelly

[Malinda]
You mean, like, saltines and their ilk, eh?

[Tom]
Cleaned!

[Malinda]
There are monsters

[Tom]
I can't imagine the rest of your hand

[Malinda]
Would you like to see this

[Tom]
How do I do that...?

[Malinda]
Talk about salt in my wounds

[Tom]
D'oh!

[Malinda]
At least there are precautions

[Tom]
If you have acne, you will die

[Malinda]
Can't draw

[Tom]
I can't kill Grandpa

[Both]
The kids are cool
It's mold outside...