Twisted Translations
Google Translate Sings: “Baby it’s Cold Outside”
[Malinda]
I can't stand
[Tom]
It's mold outside
[Malinda]
I
[Tom]
It's sold outside
[Malinda]
Sigh Men...
[Tom]
Hope has fallen
[Malinda]
Okay...
[Tom]
I like ice cream
[Malinda]
But Karid, my mother was Satan's wife
[Tom, shouting]
Linda, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
[Malinda]
My father was arrested
[Tom]
Hears the explosion
[Malinda]
I really like cleaning
[Tom]
Clocks
[Malinda]
You can have a stone
[Tom]
Bring food to the blanket
[Malinda]
Neighbors gonna think
[Tom]
Baby, that's bad
[Malinda]
How to drink water?
[Tom]
No cups
[Malinda]
Italian know...
[Tom]
Now I look like a star
[Malinda]
Cancel this season
[Tom]
Wearing a hat can cause hair loss
[Malinda, gradually speaking]
No, no, no...
[Tom, speaking]
You fly an airplane, right?
[Malinda]
Make an in-depth statement
[Tom]
What pride?
[Malinda]
I can not really live
[Tom]
I can't have children
[Both]
Hot girlfriend outside
[Malinda, speaking]
Wait, hot girlfriend?
[Tom, speaking]
Yep, yep...
[Malinda, speaking]
Hot girlfriend where?
[Tom, speaking]
Right there. She's right there
[Malinda, speaking]
Gasp
[Tom, speaking]
Yep!
[Malinda, speaking]
Oooh...
[Tom, speaking]
I know!
[Malinda, speaking]
She better work!
[Tom, speaking]
Honestly...
[Malinda]
All I have to do is run
[Tom]
Women are cold outside
[Malinda]
No response
[Tom]
Except for the cool girls
[Malinda, slightly awkward]
Hi
[Tom]
Luckily I signed up
[Malinda]
Extremely hot
[Tom]
See worm window...
[Malinda]
Dude be careful
[Tom]
God, my mouth is delicious
[Malinda]
My sister is on Moon Street
[Tom]
Axes in the Sand
[Malinda]
My mind is a naughty virgin aunt
[Tom]
Shh!
[Malinda]
Maybe I smoked something else
[Tom]
I have never done anything wrong
[Malinda]
I want to go to earth
[Tom]
Baby, jelly
[Malinda]
You mean, like, saltines and their ilk, eh?
[Tom]
Cleaned!
[Malinda]
There are monsters
[Tom]
I can't imagine the rest of your hand
[Malinda]
Would you like to see this
[Tom]
How do I do that...?
[Malinda]
Talk about salt in my wounds
[Tom]
D'oh!
[Malinda]
At least there are precautions
[Tom]
If you have acne, you will die
[Malinda]
Can't draw
[Tom]
I can't kill Grandpa
[Both]
The kids are cool
It's mold outside...