[Verse 1]
Dragged this lake, lookin' for corpses
Dusted for prints, pried up the floorboards
Pieces of planes and black box recorders
Don't lie (Don't lie)
I've been preoccupied with these sick sixth senses
That sense DNA on barbed wire fences
Maybe some day, I'll find me a suspect that has no alibi

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
New Year's Eve was as borin' as heaven
I watched flies fuck on Channel 11
There was no one to kiss, therе was nothin' to drink
Except some old rotten milk somеone left in the sink
And there's no ring, there's no ring on the phone anymore
There's no reason to call, I passed out on the floor
Smoked myself stupid and drank my insides raisin dry

[Chorus]
At the right place at the right time
I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine
And I won't have to quit doin' fucked up shit
For anyone but me
At the right place at the right time
It will have been worth it to stand in line
And you won't have to stop saying, "I love cops"
For anyone but me, your private eye
[Bridge]
Dragged this lake, lookin' for corpses
Dusted for prints, pried up the floorboards
Pieces of planes and black box recorders
Don't lie (Don't lie)
I've been preoccupied with these sick sixth senses
That sense DNA on barbed wire fences
Maybe some day, I'll find me a suspect that has no alibi

[Chorus]
At the right place at the right time
I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine
And I won't have to quit doin' fucked up shit
For anyone but me
At the right place at the right time
It will have been worth it to stand in line
And you won't have to stop saying, "I love cops"
For anyone but me, your private eye

[Post-Chorus]
Your private eye

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
At the right place at the right time
I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine
And I won't have to quit doin' fucked up shit
For anyone but me
At the right place at the right time
It will have been worth it to stand in line
And you won't have to stop saying, "I love cops"
For anyone but me, your private eye