I wake up still unemployed and
Make myself a cup of soylent
Log on to my favourite website
And scroll through till the end of daylight

You say that I'm
Simply wasting my life
Oh, all my days are gone
Wasted on reddit.com

Kind stranger
Thank you for the gold
Kind stranger
Am I the asshole?
Kind stranger
Why are my girlfriend's boyfriends all
Ignoring me?

My cat is so obese
Post him on reddit so that he
Can be laughed at by online people
Don't sit here and try to tell me that I'm evil

I'm wholesome 100
You're probably a normie
Who doesn't like big chungus
And browses iFunny
I saw a kid who liked Fortnite
So I bullied him to suicide
Kind stranger
Thank you for the gold
Kind stranger
Am I the asshole?
Kind stranger
Why are my girlfriend's boyfriends all
Ignoring me

Kind stranger
Thank you for the gold
Kind stranger
Am I the asshole?
Kind stranger
Why are my girlfriend's boyfriends all
Ignoring me