[Intro]
And you'll be my duchess
My Duchess of Prunes

[Verse]
A moonbeam through the prune in June
Reveals your chest, I see your lovely beans
And in that magic go-kart, I bite your neck
The cheese I have for you, my dear, is real and very new
New cheese

[Chorus]
Prune (Pa-da-dah!)
If they are a fresh Prune (Pa-da-dah!)
Know no cheese
(Chunka, chunka cheeky chunka)
(Chunka, cheesy, stinky chunka)
And they just lie there
Taller and sickening and it just, I don't know (lo!)

[Bridge]
And I know, I think
The love I have for you will never end (well, maybe, whah)
And so, my love, I offer you
A love that is strong, a prune that is true
[Spoken part]
(This is the exciting part
This is like The Supremes
See the way it builds up? You Feel it?)
(Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby)

[Outro]
My Prune is yours, my love
My cheese for you, my savings through and through
My baby I do, my baby I do
My baby prunes, my baby prunes
I love you, I love you
O baby prunes, o baby prunes
O cheesy fat, o cheesy fat
O cheesy fat, o cheesy fat
Cheesy, cheesy