[Verse 1]:

If you want to fuck up a life
Come and negotiate
With Anurag the Hindu
He's like 5'8
Robbing to calling people ugly
And doing so anonymously
To scrapping in fake fights
Getting suspension prominently

Toast it up to anybody going down crashing
Special thanks to Anurag, with the formula for that
See, Anurag he is the man getting a vigilant ban
And robbing from the superstore
Adjacent to that

Now, how amazing is that?
The fact that he's not buried
With the teeth of a raccoon
Strength of a cherry
Very, very deep shit
That you're going to be in
But, win win for Anu'
They haven't even seen him
And even if they had
Who's to say he'll stay
They're stupid thinking that
He's fucking safe anyway
Anyday will be the loss
Of everything that one has
Anurag, he's on that smash and grab

[Hook]:

Pay me a 2 or a 3
And get a fiver for free
But, don't expect a lot back
If you're going to be a rat

Got the tooth that bites real clear
Unaware of the fact that the staff is near

(Whoo!)

[X2]

[Verse 2]:

Stealing 30 euros worth monthly. Un-upfrontly
And calling people "cunt - don't say that out loud!"
Anurag's in town, back down, back down!
Not sound, not nice, vice city. Gritty
Should've never gone with him
Now you're on your knees. Religon
Praying for forgiveness from anyone who's giving one
Meanwhile, Anurag is laughing with the bag of 'mons
Prejudice!

[Hook]