[Intro]
It's impossible, you say
To be Republican and gay?
But, baby, like Virginia Slims
We've come a long, long way

[Verse 1]
It once was thought to be a fairy meant
Voting for Bill or Carey
But not today
We're red and we're gay
Jeff and Paul like hot pectorals
And good old-fashioned Christian morals
Hey-hey, hey, hey
We're red and we're gay

[Chorus]
Our loafers are light, but we still vote for the right
It's true we can't wed, but we support the Fed
We like each others' butts and big old spending cuts
We like to pack, punch, and heat

[Verse 2]
Big long guns with ivory handles
Go well with my scented candles
Yay, NRA
Let's take a spa day
[Chorus]
Your skin looks so toned, now spritzed with fancy cologne
These pants make you slim, US Defense we won't trim
Have a pastry or two, we'll get a trainer for you
Have you met hot Andrew?

[Bridge]
Oh, it's fun to do things our way
Don't take our word ask Ernie, Bert, or Manet

[Outro]
We're red and we're gay, we're red and we're gay, we're red and we're gay
We're red and we're gay
We're red and we're gay
We're red and we're gay