[Verse 1]
It's time to wake up, Stan
It's time to stand up and be a man
Be the husband that you told her you were gonna be forever
(Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today)
But I can't see what's wrong with you
You got a wife, a hot one too
But if you keep on looking, you won't end up together
Oh my God

[Chorus]
Is she not hot enough for you, Dad?
(I can't believe that you can't see)
Those lips, hips, and face
Body's all over the place, oh yeah
Damn, that's my mama (Damn, that's his mama)
Mm, damn, if that wasn't my mama

[Verse 2]
Stan, you know it's not fair
Why you looking at some other ho?
When she's got the milky breasts and silky hair
Helen Keller, open your eyes, you got the perfect wife
The time inside her
Was the best damn nine months of my life
[Chorus]
Is she not hot enough for you, Dad?
(I can't believe that you can't see)
Ooh, oh my God, oh my God
Now I'm thinking maybe she's just too hot
For someone as blind as you