[Verse 1]
Ain't it hard to stumble and land in some funny lagoon?
Ain't it hard to stumble and land in some muddy lagoon?
Especially when it's nine below zero and three o'clock in the afternoon

[Verse 2]
Ain't gonna hang no picture, ain't gonna hang no picture frame
Ain't gonna hang no picture, ain't gonna hang no picture frame
I might look like Robert Ford to you, but I feel just like a Jesse James

[Verse 3]
Well, I wish I was on some Australian mountain range
Well, I wish I was on some Australian mountain range
I got no reason to be there, but I reckon I could use some kind of change

[Verse 4]
I got my dark sunglasses, I got for good luck my black tooth
I got my dark sunglasses, I'm carryin' for good luck my black tooth
Don't ask me nothin' about nothin', 'cause I just might tell you the truth

[Verse 5]
Got me a woman in Jackson, I ain't gonna say her name
I got me a woman in Jackson, I ain't gonna say her name
She's a brown-skin woman, but I love her just the same