Everything’s covered in frost
The temperature ain’t that hot
Taking my moose for a walk
Normal Canadian Day

Somebodies coming at me
They're walking straight down the street
Like they got someplace to be
Looks like I’m in his way

I tried evading
But he wasn’t paying
Attention to where he’s...
“Watch where you’re going, buddy”

Hey, I just met you
You bumped into me
But I’m Canadian
So I’ll say sorry

Jeez you friggen spooked me
Almost spilled my Timmies
But I’m Canadian
So I’ll say sorry

Even though it wasn’t my fault I feel so bad
I hope you know that
I feel so so
Even though it wasn’t my fault I feel so bad
I hope you know that I feel so so bad

Later in the Timmies line
It’s taking way too much time
But ya know, that’s alright
I got all-day

I pull up and I pay
Then I look down in the bag
And to my shock and dismay
Looks like they friggen poached it

They
Screwed up my order
So bad I can’t ignore it
I know I should be more forward
Why am I apologizing

Hey, I just met you
You bumped into me
But I’m Canadian
So I’ll say sorry

Jeez you friggen spooked me
Almost spilled my Timmies
But I’m Canadian
So I’ll say sorry
Even though it wasn’t my fault I feel so bad
I hope you know that
I feel so so

Even though it wasn’t my fault I feel so bad
I hope you know that I feel so so bad
Sorry I wasn’t more clear when I was ordering
I didn’t specifically ask you to not burn my bagel
So that’s on me