Well I walk into the cooler
I ain’t got hundred dollar bills, for my thrills
I need Pills, need em chill no pretentious little beers
Said I can’t afford no brown or crown but that ain’t gonna stop
Me from getting down

To hell with all your lavish city drinks

Cause I rally up the boys and I buy some chilly Pillies
They spend a ton of dough on some fancy little drinkies
Your ritzy (lavish) little six pack, cost more than my 2 4, the girls say
Save a craft drink a Pilsner
And the boys say
Save a craft drink a Pilsner

Well I don’t give a damn if it’s scrumptious or delicious or prestugiois bud I’m drinking Pilnsers
Choke it down
And I wouldn’t trade my pilsner for your
Hennessy or your Chardonnay or your IPA
They got you overpaying like some clowns

Cause I rally up the boys and I buy some chilly Pillies
They spend a ton of dough on some fancy little drinkies
Your ritzy (lavish) little six pack, cost more than my 2 4, the girls say
Save a craft drink a Pilsner
And the boys say
Save a craft drink a Pilsner
Well I must be coo coo in the head is what they said but I
I ain’t got the bread for Buds, Coronas or no
High-class craft drinks
I can’t spend six bucks on a beer we’re
Trying to throw a party here
I know the taste brings some to tears
For me it’s tears of joy

My redneck reputations might turn off these craft beer brewery bums that talk about beer flavours all night long
Well me n’ my boys ain’t talking drugs when we say popping
Pills is fun so
Grab a case lets crack some Chilly Pillies
Yes I love em

Cause I rally up the boys and I buy some chilly Pillies
They spend a ton of dough on some fancy little drinkies
Your ritzy (lavish) little six pack, cost more than my 2 4, the girls say
Save a craft drink a Pilsner
And the boys say
Save a craft drink a Pilsner