[Skit: Dr. Octagon + patient]
You have ptomaine poisoning on your tongue. Say, "Ahh." You have bees flying around your rectum. You need a bad operation. Gimme the scissors—hammer—flame. Okay—I'm getting ready to stab. Jam it in! Over—he's bleeding now—I can't stop the blood. More gauze pads—please—hurry!
Oh—oh, my god—