[Intro: Unitsun]
Y’already know who it is
Uni in the building
Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh
I won’t miss

[Verse 1: Unitsun]
I’m finna rap about my 2D waifus
Let’s go
I don’t know really what you expected for the show
But I’m finna make a xample for the people in the audience
‘Cause they wanna see how I make yo 2D my hoe
N***as can’t see cause I’m Darker than Black
Night Raid Murasame on my back, no cap
And I hit you with a snipe, Sinon one tap
And I go bow bow and I promise that’s facts

[Chorus: Unitsun]
You know me
Finna D-I-E
With my wifeys
They be in the b-ackseat
Yours are whores
Harem Plan 3
Yes, a Trilogy
I don’t want no beef
My harem consists of
Kotori ‘cause I need the ‘mouto
Kasumi ‘cause DOA5 fo sho doe
Ryougi Shiki ‘cause I lovе kimonos
Maybe add a trap, pink hair, Astolfo
[Verse 2: indxgo]
Ay, Harem Plan, bitch, the third onе
I be playing osu! with the gang, with the virgins
Satou Matsuzaka, Imma stalk her, I be lurking
Bout to finish Momo’s harem plan, I’m determined
Ay, I ain’t ever watched To LOVE-Ru
I really wanna marry Mashiro and say “I love you”
Shoujos ‘bout to take their panties off when I come through
Anime rap king, bitch, I’m above you
Ay, Kaede looking kawaii in her panda pajamas
But the lolis ain’t for lewding, they’re for giving out headpats
I might go fuck on Earth-chan, put my dick in a planet
Saya Takagi gimme toppy, Imma cum on her glasses, ay
Kanojo mo Kanojo, yeah, I got a harem
Got seven bitches like Yamada-kun, I don’t plan on sharing
I got a vampire bitch like Owari no Seraph
Koyomi got kawaii imoutos, man, I wanna fuck Karen, ay

[Chorus: Unitsun]
You know me
Finna D-I-E
With my wifeys
They be in the b-ackseat
Yours are whores
Harem Plan 3
Yes, a Trilogy
I don’t want no beef
My harem consists of
Kotori ‘cause I need the ‘mouto
Kasumi ‘cause DOA5 fo sho doe
Ryougi Shiki ‘cause I love kimonos
Maybe add a trap, pink hair, Astolfo
[Verse 3: YungLex]
Watashi wa na ku, for all my waifus
So kawaii like To LOVE-Ru
Yandere with the blade, wanna come through
Fell on her boobs, it’s a really nice view
Purple hair diva, Miku can sing
Harem plan 3, they all get a ring
Indy and Uni my bros, Pair of Kings
Search up hanime when I am on Bing
Need a cute bitch like Lala, fo sho
Wanna have a threesome, Nana, Momo
Star of the show but this ain’t Jojo
Idol like Nico they all take photo
Call that hoe Shouko cause she don’t listen
Hide your imouto she might end up missin’
Not Citrus but two girls kissin’
Harem king, n***a that’s the mission

[Chorus: Unitsun]
You know me
Finna D-I-E
With my wifeys
They be in the b-ackseat
Yours are whores
Harem Plan 3
Yes, a Trilogy
I don’t want no beef
My harem consists of
Kotori ‘cause I need the ‘mouto
Kasumi ‘cause DOA5 fo sho doe
Ryougi Shiki ‘cause I love kimonos
Maybe add a trap, pink hair, Astolfo