[Chorus]
Pulling up to the academy
All of you witches are bitches, don’t care if you’re mad at me
My girl like Akko, she got her a magic beam
Putting and end to you, doing it rapidly, ay
I got the Shiny Rod, send you to space
Like I’m a Cockatrice, I’m spitting flames
Feeling like Chariot, put on a show and I’m still at the top of my game, ay
On my broomstick, pulling up to Luna Nova
Lil’ shawty want my wand, don’t need no spells to bend her over
If you don’t like mahou shoujos, then go home ‘cause they’re all over
Hop up in the whip like Constanze Albrechtsberger, rev the motor, ay

[Verse]
Pulling the triggеr, I ain’t talking studio, ay
Atsuko, she be a cutie though, yuh
I got thе stick, automatic, it’s blasting the actual magic, no chuunibyou, what
You just like Hannah and Barbara, all on my dick, but I don’t even know you
‘Cause I’m in a different league like I’m Diana Cavendish, bitch, I was born to outgrow you, ay
Yuh, pouring purple in my potion like I’m Sucy
Yeah, I feel like Antonenko, I’ll eat anything that’s juicy, ay
Why does your waifu remind me of Pisces? Her pussy be smelling like sushi
I be relating to Croix on a whole ‘nother level, ‘cause she be like me, loving pixels and 2D, ay
Seven words, is that all that you got?
Bow and an arrow, I’m shooting my shot
We sneaking off in the halls just to fuck like we’re Akko and Andrew, hope we don’t get caught
Feeling like Arcas, I’m keeping it cold every time that I hop on the track
I’m at the top of my class like Diana and y’all compensate for the talent you lack
Call me Amanda, I be fly just like a Shooting Star
You living like Akko on a broomstick, never make it far
I don’t need no magical bees if I wanna steal your heart
‘Cause we be just like Maril and Merrill, we’ll never be apart
Shawty got blue hair, she look like Callistis
Shoutout to Holbrooke, yeah, she the headmistress
Me, Lotte, Sucy, and Akko, a couple of misfits
Your girl acting tsun, but she cannot resist this
I’m writing bars with a magical pen, like I’m Annabel Crème writing volumes of Night Fall
Learning the Words of Arcturus, unlock the Triskellion, leading you straight to your downfall
This academia, but this ain’t no My Hero
I got nine olde witches in my harem, you got zero
Flowing like the Ley Lines to another world, no isekai
‘Cause this is not No Game, No Life, yeah, I ain’t talking Shiro, ay
[Chorus]
Pulling up to the academy
All of you witches are bitches, don’t care if you’re mad at me
My girl like Akko, she got her a magic beam
Putting and end to you, doing it rapidly
Ay, I got the Shiny Rod, send you to space
Like I’m a Cockatrice, I’m spitting flames
Feeling like Chariot, put on a show and I’m still at the top of my game, ay
On my broomstick, pulling up to Luna Nova
Lil’ shawty want my wand, don’t need no spells to bend her over
If you don’t like mahou shoujos, then go home ‘cause they’re all over
Hop up in the whip like Constanze Albrechtsberger, rev the motor, ay
Pulling up to the academy
All of you witches are bitches, don’t care if you’re mad at me
My girl like Akko, she got her a magic beam
Putting and end to you, doing it rapidly
Ay, I got the Shiny Rod, send you to space
Like I’m a Cockatrice, I’m spitting flames
Feeling like Chariot, put on a show and I’m still at the top of my game, ay
On my broomstick, pulling up to Luna Nova
Lil’ shawty want my wand, don’t need no spells to bend her over
If you don’t like mahou shoujos, then go home ‘cause they’re all over
Hop up in the whip like Constanze Albrechtsberger, rev the motor, ay