Scene 3: The fucking dungeon of rap

(Enter Stephen Niday, CHRZA, Algernon, Pio, and Vill in complete darkness)

Algernon: Yo someone turn on a light in here
Vill: There ain't no light here. Maboo took all the matches from our bags when we left
Alg: You think this is some sort of challenge?
Stephen: Ha! Like what? Who can imitate Night crawler the best?
Pio: OK, is this gallivanting brigade of horse drawn faggots ready to get moving? Where's mah CHRZA at?
CHRZA: (muffled) I'm back here... I'm stuck in (inaudible)
Pio: Shit where she go? CHRZA, I still feeeeel you!
Vill: Ay CHRZA you alright?
(5 second pause)
CHRZA??
Alg: CHRZA if you come out Vill will give you a bone

(Vill jokingly shoves Alg. Alg falls through a trapdoor)

Alg: OH SHIT
Vill: Alg are you alright
Alg: Damnit Vill what the fuck was that for
Vill: I'm sorry I didn't mean to shove you that hard
Alg: (muffled scream)
Vill: Alg? Alg?? ALG!!
Stephen: What the fuck is going on here this is strange.
Vill: Where did Pio go?
Stephen: FUCK
Vill: (hyperventilating) OK... ok... ok we need to stick together and find this RedMasta
Stephen: Alright I have an idea
(Stephen pulls out cell phone)

Stephen: I'll use this to light the way
Vill: You had that the entire time?
Stephen: Yeah... so?
Vill: You fucking idiot. Why didn't you take that out when Alg told someone to turn on a light
Stephen: Geez I forgot. Damn chill out.

(Vill and Stephen walk until they find a huge wooden door. Stephen knocks)

RedMasta: Come in

(Vill and Stephen enter the room)

RedMasta: I've been waiting for you. What took you so long?
Vill: Listen we just want our friends back
RedMasta: Your friends??
Vill: Fuck you. You know what we're talking about quit playing these fucking games.
Stephen Niday: Yeah fuck you

(Red Masta flips off Stephen)

RedMasta: I couldn't give 2 shits about your friends.
Vill: OK sorry for the disrespect we showed you earlier. What is it going to take to get our friends back?
RedMasta: You know, many have come here in search of this map. I have asked many for one thing in return and they have all failed in their quest. I will tell you exactly what I want and if you don't give it to me within 3 days your friends will die and your map will be lost forever.
(Stephen Niday comes at RedMasta with a closed fist. RedMasta laughs menacingly)

RedMasta: Haha Stephen. I wonder what Taylor will say about this. You have a little rage in you. Good to know as it will be important on this quest
Vill: OK quit the bullshit just tell us what you want so we can get it for you.

RedMasta hands them a dusty piece of parchment

RedMasta: Solve this riddle and find this to get your friends back

(Vill reads riddle aloud)

Vill:
Lying in an artificial environment you will
Find the object which I desire
It enlists only those who are brave and willing
To suffer from extreme despair
To untrained eyes this may seem like a hoax
But an educated person will see it as hope
For if a notion of failure becomes an option
You will adapt to a brand new concoction
One of carnage and destruction of confidence
So find a gathering of trees and understand this riddle
This item is suspected to be touched by Midas
One of small size constrained in an unnatural place
Death has faced it for centuries
But it still lives today regardless of the prophecies
And is the key to a substantial treasure
Stephen: How the hell do we solve that?
RedMasta: Not my problem anymore. It's your turn to solve this riddle.
Stephen: This is fucking bullshit (Stephen's face begins to get red)
Vill: Alright now let's calm down Stephen I need you for this mission
RedMasta: Oh yeah I almost forgot I have a friend who will help you on your mission

Enter Nappy

Vill: Oh shit. This dude is huge. How exactly is he going to help me?
RedMasta: Oh yeah one more thing I forgot to tell you. Since you are the leader I have to test your bravery. You have to go alone.

(RedMasta opens trapdoor and Stephen falls in)

RedMasta: Now it's just you and Nappy
Vill: Shit this is fucking bullshit. I don't even want to go on this gay ass journey anymore
RedMasta: Well then prepare to see the death of your four best friends. None of whom you have even fucked yet
Vill: Shut the fuck up I only want to screw one of them anyway phaggot. And Pio ain't even a friend he's my boss.
RedMasta: Alright suit yourself then
Vill: OK!! OK!! damn I'll go on this stupid ass hunt, but I expect nothing to go awry when I get back
RedMasta: IF you get back I promise you will get your friends back with no problems
Nappy: Now move the fuck out of here little ass dude you're killing my muthafuckin vibe
RedMasta: (aside to Nappy) Remember what I told you to do Nappy
Nappy (aside to RedMasta) Yes sir. Sabotage. Complete sabotage.