[Intro: Fire Octagon]
Hello everybody
I am here to tell you
Tell you Something about me
That I am so sad about

[Verse 1: Fire Octagon]
I am really fat
Because I had a Beavertail
And, it was really yummy
Now I'm fat, and I am so sad

[Verse 2: Tumer Beets]
Personally, I enjoy Welch's Fruit Snacks
They're very tasty, and I like to eat them
But they make me fat
Cause the amount of sugar

So, kinda sucks

[Verse 3: Fire Octagon]
Yuh, yuh, yuh
Welch's fruit snacks are amazing
They are so good that they are blue
And they're chewy
Because that's what they arе
Gummies!
[Outro: Fire Octagon]
We have so many Wеlch's fruit snacks
I am probably going to die at 15 years of age