[Verse 1]
I got my cows, got my pigs, and my horses and my sheep
Got a big ol' bucket of corn I picked last week
Livin' in the south got me really workin' on my feet
I'm really glad I got to keep the farm when she left me
Got some cotton that I'm pickin' when I get on my machine
It's a sexy fuckin' tractor, super big and really green
Over here we all be workin' when it's ninety degrees
We work in heat, we're really scary, homophobic, mean

[Chorus]
We all live in the motherfuckin' sticks, bitch
We all hunt our own food to survive, bitch
We all poorer than the city folk that homеless, bitch
We all racist as shit and we fuckin' own it, bitch
Wе from the countryside, we got that rebel pride
We got that super homophobic, really creepy guy
We from the countryside, we got that rebel flag
We got that straight majority, fuck all the fags

[Verse 2]
I lived in the city for a couple days, it sucked
When a slut came up to me and called me gross I fucked her up
I got arrested, I told the fuckin' cop "now what the fuck?"
I'm a white ass cracker, why in the hell you lock me up?
The dude called me a racist, so I punched him and I was free
I ran back home to my manipulated family
Where I manipulate my son and my daughters to think like me
We know we're in the wrong, but you can't change a thing
[Chorus]
We all live in the motherfuckin' sticks, bitch
We all hunt our own food to survive, bitch
We all poorer than the city folk that homeless, bitch
We all racist as shit and we fuckin' own it, bitch
We from the countryside, we got that rebel pride
We got that super homophobic, really creepy guy
We from the countryside, we got that rebel flag
We got that straight majority, fuck all the fags

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus x2]
We all live in the motherfuckin' sticks, bitch
We all hunt our own food to survive, bitch
We all poorer than the city folk that homeless, bitch
We all racist as shit and we fuckin' own it, bitch
We from the countryside, we got that rebel pride
We got that super homophobic, really creepy guy
We from the countryside, we got that rebel flag
We got that straight majority, fuck all the fags