[INTRO]
Uh, Uh, Uhm
Now, congregation
Thee, thou, then, thus, dur-dur (Nother Christmas program!)
That, thou, thas, thou, thine (Caleb, the pastor's preaching!)
Thus, then, dur-dur (Bro, I am not tryna be here—)
Thou, thas, thus, dur-dur
Then, thus, dur-dur (It's only going to be an hour—)
Then, dur-dur-dur (Bruh, he not even speak—)
Thy, thou, thou, thus dur-dur (Bruh, do you hear him right now?!)
Then, thou, was, they, thou (Yo, bruh speakin' real English, bro—)
They, thus, dur-dur (Like, he's literal—)
Them, dur-dur-dur (Caleb, Caleb, calm down)
Thus, dur-dur

[BREAK]
Nah! I can't sit through this, I'm finna turn this—
Caleb, Caleb, what are you doing?
What are you doing, Caleb?
What are you—
Thank you for introducing me, Reverend Thom—
Aye, yall give him a hand! Amazing man of God!
Okay, changе of plans, I know Reverend Thomas ain't tеll you that
But it's all good! It's all good! Love you, Reverend Thomas!
But look, welcome to our new and improved program called
Christmas in Eden, enjoy