She's my Thelma, I'm Louise
She's the coffee cup, I'm tea
She's a dog, and I'm her fleas

If she's creamer, then I'm joe
Sun don't set wherever we go
She's the pistol, I'm a bow

Time don't move when you're blue

She's the jester and the queen
She's the salt and I'm the sea
Life's unfair when you're nineteen

She's the Larry, I'm the Moe
Clouds depart, the moon it glows
She's the seamstress, me I sew

Life don't move when you're blue

She's my Thelma, I'm Louise
She's the coffee cup, I'm tea
She's a dog, and I'm her fleas
That's good enough for me