We three kings of orient are

We three kings of Orient are
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded, it exploded...

We two kings of Orient are
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded, it exploded...

I, one king of Orient are
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded, it exploded...

God rest ye merry gentlemen...

Note: final verse, I'm told, is from Tom Paley
@parody @kids
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