Come take a bite of my gingerbread house
And let your troubles fade away
Let your mind get away from the Fall
I say, "Welcome to the void!"

Did you know that Peter Pan can fly?
He just pats himself with dust
I'll get you some if you're a very good boy
And if in me you put your trust. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I say, "Welcome to the void!"
I say, "Welcome to the void!"

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack jump over the candlestick
"Ouch!" said Jack, as he touched the lighted wick
"My God you know that fire burns!"

Old woman she lives in a shoe
What a very funny thing
She's really happy for today she received
Forty red, white and blue shoestrings

Beauty did kiss the Beast
And then much to her surprise
A handsome prince did then appear
And then the beast scratched out his eyes

I say, "Welcome to the void!"
I say, "Welcome to the void!"

If you're good and if you watch your ways
One day to heaven you will go
You will lose everything you've ever known before
Who cares it's better than below. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I say, "Welcome to the void!"
I say, "Welcome to the void!"

Pretty flowers and a bright yellow sky
Little squirrel gathering food
Picnic's over it's time to go home
What's for dinner? - Squirrel stew

Did you hear about Sam's uncle Joe?
Got lots of heads upon his wall
He stands a hundred yards behind a cheaters glass
Oh he's the bravest of them all
Fall! Fall! Fall! Faaaaaalllll!

Did you know that a good man died?
"Oh how terrible!", they say
But you know that's just a part of life
It kind of happens every day
Noooooooo!