People think I got fat stacks
Almost as fat as Cat in the Hat
Never gonna talk back to that cat
'Cuz if you do he'll show you how fat he could be

When you stop to say hi, he'll be fatter than any possibility
'Cuz when you go to the grocery store, you'll see a cat with a fat hat
He'll be there, talkin' to your mother
You will know you got a new stepfather

When you see the fat cat, talk to him like you're hittin' it like Machete Fetti

Machete Fetti