[Verse 1]
One time I was chilling on a high rise
With these two guys
I jumped off to prove I can fly
Hit the concrete
And to their surprise-
Nope I don't die
Like a phoenix
I do rise from the ashes
Its fantastic
It's Satanic
The devil has arrived;
Whenever I commit suicide my mindset multiplies
Hence why I have three inside, the mind at all times
I'd like to think that I'm a nice persons
But I'm more off a grab a sharp knife
Rob an old ladies purse and proceed to make her bleed
Slash her spleen and speed off the scene
Unseen kinda guy;
[Verse 2]
I promote passion in my music
Take two scoot hits and tell the kids my shit is addictive so try not to abuse it
Other rappers claiming their the best
Well come and prove it
Cuz I got a custom made bullet prove vest made for you so you have a chance of survival when I shoot it
Cuz I'm ruthless, kinda like Babe Ruth with a bat
Cuz I stole his to make you toothless
Oh shit, call the fucking dentist to give you a head rest and some sodium amytal
And you can admit it all
That when I shout you out it is only a pity call
You think I won't belittle y'all?
When I'm the MJ or the Dwayne Wayne and/or LeBron James
Of the rap game when I ball
I stand tall like Yao Ming, cuz when I was in the 11th grade, smoking low grades, yao was my thing
My back aches like Shaq
Someone pulled my strings so far up they snapped
And recoiled into springs
So now every time I take a step
It sounds like my legs are breaking
But not really I'm just shaking
Unable to stand supportive
Cuz my gravity rings are out of orbit
I can't absorb it, any longer because I'm not paper towel
But I have a bounty on my head
The local Sheriff has a woody for me
My life's toy story
Now he wants me dead
Continue with the story line;
I get buzzed right back to life
Hurry to find the sheriffs wife
And I find Bo peep instead
Tip my hat, slap her ass and sheer her sheep till they're asleep
In other words inform the foreman that her white fuzzies are deceased
Have you other MC'S not noticed the kleenex I'm holding for the nose bleeding!
Oh wait your nose isn't bleeding yet, sorry I'm ahead of schedule
The deal is set I forgot to do the part where I make you feel special
Well I guess you do express great attention to detail
But I'm afraid it is essential to have at least an ounce of potential
And sir, I'd like to state that this was purely experimental
And there is no fucking cure as to why you're so fucking terrible
Well the person to whom I was speaking too
Threw me across the room in a barrel role
I was pickled when I emerged and laughed
Spit out a tooth and say that didn't really hurt
Pull out my signature razor blade to put the hater below the earth
Did you really think I'd forget the steal on this verse?
Not really, I had it stashed in that old ladies purse the whole time
Fergie, Jay- Z, Blue Ivy, Beyonce, JSmith, and Dog Bus are all trying to get me
But they forget I chase like I'm Jase and my best friends nickname is Freddy
Carrying axes and matches to burn and behead thee
Stick you In the dirt three feet
Claiming your a giant
But I'm a tyrant who's easily leaping over you still
I mean my hops got jumps
And I'm flying in the windowsill
With my wand out casting spells
Aiming to kill
Shot Arnold
And got sent back in time to Amityville...