[Intro]
This song, this song is dedicated to the real, ni—, ni—as
Ni—, n—
My mom said I couldn't say that word
I'm sorry
I gotta just show you all

[Verse]
I can't poop
I can't poop
I can't poop
I can't poop
I can't poop
I can't poop
I can't poop
I can't poop
Poop can't come out of my butt (What?)
Poop can't come out my butt (What?)
I can't shit, the shit isn't there
I can't poop
I can't poop
I'm tryna shit for hours but nothing can come out, what the fuck is going on?
Man I really just want to shit, but I can't poop
Man I can't poop, poop
I just really can't poop
I really wanna shit
I feel the urge to poop but I can't
And I just think I'm too weird to [?]
Bitch, I really need to poop
I need to poop
I need to poop
I need to poop
I need to poop
You need to poop?
No, I need to poop
Yes, I need to poop, and I need to poop
Do you need to poop? Bitch, no
I, I need to poop, bitch
I need to poop, bitch
I need to poop, bitch
I said that I need to poop, bitch
I need to poop
Yes, I need to poop
Yes, that's a scoop
Yea, I'ma pick it up the poop
I need to poop
I need to poop
I need to poop
Yes, I need to poop
I need to poop
I really need to poop
I need to poop
I need to poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop
I really need to poop
I need to poop
I need to poop
I need to poop
I really need to poop
I need to poop, and I need to poop, and I need to shit, but I need to poop
And more importantly, just to bring it up, I really need to poop and shit and stuff, but I just wanna poop really bad (What?)
I really wanna take a shit

[Outro]
Fuck