[Intro: LIL PANDA & idbeatzdotcom]
Oh my god this bubble tea is so freaking awesome
This ornagerie tastes amazing
Hey, how is it going my fellow asian person?
Ching chong, am I right? Haha, yeah
(Ooh wee... ID)

[Verse]
I went to japan once and now I think I'm japanese
Not a fat american, a transracial socrates
Don't know hiragana, kata, or kanji but think asian women froth me like sanji
But my wallet a commie, got no salami or pastrami, I am dead broke (fuck)
Taking no L's cause I write 'em in the deathnote
Just wait till this japanese wanna be get the green
Teleport in an instant to the land of chow mien
Learned all thе culture through anime
Loud whiny voices, unnеcessary groaning, cat cafes
Manga quoting, ahegao hoodie owning, tags always x-ray
For the last time bitch I'm not gay
I am a social reject, deject from who I am so I demand respect
Japanese people must give it to me
Bitch I think your whole culture is kill bill movies
That's right, I'll buy anything with japanese text, It could literally be a japanese hex
And I'll never have anime powers and I'll pretend to be saitama but at most I'm Matt Lauer

[Chorus]
I am a dork, I am a nark
Bitch you best believe that I am a larp
Never go outside even though I'm told to, so
Fuck all those people at school

[Outro]
My life is an anime and I'm a bitch
And you know what? Fuck this shit
Drake, it has nothing to do with this song just fuck Drake