LIL PANDA (apandah)
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[Intro]
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[Chorus]
Get over here, you stupid fucking cat
Get over here, you're super fucking fat
Why are you running away? I didn't tell you to skat
Stop dragging your butt, shit is rubbing from your ass
I just want to pet your back (Back)
But when I try you always got to scratch (Scratch)
Why you always got to be such a jack
I even give you extra snacks
[Verse]
See the bitch is always like this (Uh-huh)
Not one of those felines you can kiss (Mhmm)
Glowing red eyes, ears like corns
This the devil type of bitch
When I put my hand to her head I always miss
When I go online I see people loving their cats
Impossible rеality, I can't relate with that
Nevеr mind the fact that she cannot catch a rat
A broken sentient vacuum that could never take a pat
How could a pussy be so fucking mean
How could she roll in a litterbox and be so clean
The Egyptians got the wrong animal
This cat supposed to be DOOM but this shit Hannibal
She pissed on my rug for the third time today
She always throws a fit when I ever try to play
What's wrong with her? Is everything okay?
She might be a dick but I still love her anyway
[Interlude]
My cat, she's crazy, she's lazy
But I still try to pet her daily
'cause she's my baby
[Chorus]
Get over here, you stupid fucking cat
Get over here, you're super fucking fat
Why are you running away? I didn't tell you to skat
Stop dragging your butt, shit is rubbing from your ass
I just want to pet your back (Back)
But when I try you always got to scratch (Scratch)
Why you always got to be such a jack
I even give you extra snacks