[Intro: LIL PANDA]
Yuh, yuh, yuh, yeah, Epstein on the beat
That's my producer tag
This one goes out to all my pedophiles out there, yo
Uh

[Spoken: LIL PANDA]
Loli isn't pedophilia (I use reddit)
They are so not real (And 4chan)
They might look like real girls (Girls)
But they are not real (Don't record, Ray!)
I would never touch a kid (Yuh)
Although I would- (Beep)
A fake one (Yeah)
The difference is very big (Epstein)
Unlike my dick which is very small (Uh, what?)

[Break: LIL PANDA & The Federal Bureau of Investigation]
FBI, open up!
Ahh!

[Outro: LIL PANDA & Special Weapons And Tactics Team]
Oh, thank god it was just a flashbang
You know first I-
Hey! He's still alive!
Oh no!
Blaughguhbahbahbaharharharh
This fucking hurts, ahhh
I'm dying, ahhh
I'm gonna die, ahhh
But shе's canonically-
Blaughguhbahbahahhh
Good work, folks! We did good today
Now let's go kill an innocent black family
Ooh! yеah! alright!