[Verse 1]
I am not Pink Guy, I'll give your bitch pink eye
I'll shove my scrotum down your throat and then you'll start to cry
That is so fucking retarded that I think it's really cute
Although can somebody tell me how to wash a skin suit
Call this Pink Season I'll give you the panda beating
Like a newborn panda cub you bet your ass will be bleeding
Unlike him I would never have an addiction to asian food
Instead i'm hooked on cocaine, crack, adderal and snorting glue

[Chorus]
Your honor, I don't know who the fuck this guy is
These internet motherfuckers wrong like iridocyclitis
I guess I've eaten Hair Cake and I give my homies kisses
But despite this I've never heard of the dude so case dismissed, bitch

[Verse 2]
I am not Pink Guy, I think I want to die
Ok, I might've watched one of his videos and it was alright
But I swear to god I do not know a thing about this guy
But that's the only person you're subbed to so that is just a lie
Why the fuck are you in my song you're screwing up the tempo
Well the people need to know that you're a fraud so that's the memo
Guys don't listen to this twink he's bullshitting right off his head
That's cap, the lyric's in your title, it's FilthyFrank denial script
[Chorus]
Your honor, I don't know who the fuck this guy is
These internet motherfuckers wrong like iridocyclitis
I guess I've eaten Hair Cake and I give my homies kisses
But despite this I've never heard of the dude so case dismissed, bitch

[Verse 3]
I ripped off Pink Guy, my itchy throat's really dry
I thought since I'm above everybody it doesn't apply
Now I'm getting threats of what releasing face, I'm apple pies
Now these archers looking at me like I become the people's eye
Call this Pink Season I will not commit a treason
But I will politely ask for you to stop, please