[Intro: Jordan Simons]
Yo, this is Fox in Socks, written by Dr. Seuss, and I'm gonna rap this book

[Verse 1: Jordan Simons]
Fox, Socks, Box, Knox
Knox in box, fox in socks
Knox on fox in socks in box
Socks on Knox and Knox in box
Fox in socks on box on Knox
Chicks with bricks come, chicks with blocks come
Chicks with bricks and blocks and clocks come
Look, sir, look, sir, Mr. Knox, sir
Let's do tricks with bricks and blocks, sir
Let's do tricks with chicks and clocks, sir
First, I'll make a quick trick brick stack
Then, I'll make a quick trick block stack
You can make a quick trick chick stack
You can make a quick trick clock stack
And here's a new trick, Mr. Knox...

[Verse 2: Jordan Simons]
Socks on chicks and chicks on fox
Fox on clocks on bricks on blocks
Bricks and blocks on Knox on box
Now, we've come to ticks and tocks, sir
Try to say this, Mr. Knox, sir...
Clocks on fox tick, clocks on Knox tock
6 sick bricks tick, 6 sick chicks tock
[Chorus 1: Jordan Simons]
Please, sir, I don't like this trick, sir
My tongue isn't quick or slick, sir
I get all those ticks and clocks, sir
Mixed up with the chicks and tocks, sir
I can't do it, Mr. Fox, sir
I'm so sorry, Mr. Knox, sir

[Verse 3: Jordan Simons]
Here's an easy game to play, here's an easy thing to say
New socks, 2 socks, whose socks? Sue's socks
Who sews whose socks? Sue sews Sue's socks
Who sees who sew whosе new socks, sir?
You see Sue sew Suе's new socks, sir
That's not easy, Mr. Fox, sir
Who comes? Crow comes
Slow Joe Crow comes, yeah
Who sews crow's clothes? Sue sews crow's clothes
Slow Joe Crow sews whose clothes? Sue's clothes, yeah
Sue sews socks of fox in socks now
Slow Joe Crow sews Knox in box now
Sue sews rose on Slow Joe Crow's clothes
Fox sews hose on Slow Joe Crow's nose
Hose goes, rose grows
Nose hose goes some, Crow's rose grows some
[Chorus 2: Jordan Simons]
Mr. Fox, I hate this game, sir
This game makes my tongue quite lame, sir
Mr. Knox, sir, what a shame, sir

[Verse 4: Jordan Simons]
We'll find something new to do now
Here is lots of new blue goo now
New goo, blue goo, gooey, gooey
Blue goo, new goo, gluey, gluey
Gooey goo for chewy chewing
That's what that Goo-Goose is doing
Do you choose to chew goo too, sir?
If, sir, you, sir, choose to chew sir, with the Goo-Goose chew sir, do sir

[Chorus 3: Jordan Simons]
Mr. Fox, I won't do it
I can't say it, I won't chew it
Very well, then, step this way
We'll find another game to play

[Verse 5: Jordan Simons and Simon Baker]
Bim comes, Ben comes
Bim brings Ben broom, Ben brings Bim broom
Ben bends Bim's broom, Bim bends Ben's broom
Bim's bends, Ben's bends
Ben's bent broom breaks, Bim's bent broom breaks
Ben's hand, Bim's hand, big bands, pig bands, yeah
Bim and Ben lead bands with brooms
Ben's band bangs and Bim's band booms
Pig band, boom band, big band, broom band
[Chorus 4: Simon Baker]
My poor mouth can't say that; no, sir
My poor mouth is much too slow, sir
Well then, bring your mouth this way
I'll find it something it can say

[Verse 6: Simon Baker]
Luke Luck likes lakes, Luke's duck likes lakes
Luck Luck licks lakes, Luke's duck licks lakes
Duck takes licks in lakes that Luke Luck likes
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes

[Chorus 5: Simon Baker]
I can't blab such blibber blubber
My tongue isn't made of rubber
Mr Knox; now, come now, come now
You don't have to be so dumb now
Try to say this, Mr. Knox, please...

[Verse 7: Simon Baker]
Through 3 cheese trees, 3 free fleas flew
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew
Freezy breeze made these 3 trees freeze
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze
That's what made these 3 free fleas sneeze

[Chorus 6: Simon Baker]
Stop it, stop it!
That's enough sir, I can't say such silly stuff, sir
Very well, then, Mr. Knox, sir

[Verse 8: Simon Baker]
Let's have a little talk about tweetle beetles
What do you know about tweetle beetles?
Well, when tweetle beetles fight, it's called a tweetle beetle battle
And when they battle in a puddle, it's a tweetle beetle puddle battle
And when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle, they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle
And when beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in the bottle, they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle
And when beetles fight these battles in a battle with their paddles and the bottle's in a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles, they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle
And, now, wait a minute, Mr. Socks Fox
When a fox is in the bottle where the tweetle beetles battle with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle, this is what they call—a tweetle beetle noodle poodle bottles paddled muddled duddled fuddled wuddled fox in socks, sir

[Outro: Simon Baker]
Fox in socks, our game is done sir
Thank you for a lot of fun, sir, yeah