[Intro]
Yo, this is Mr. Brown Can Moo! Can You?, written by Dr. Seuss, and I'm gonna rap this book

[Chorus]
Oh, the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do!

[Verse 1]
He can go like a cow
He can go moo, moo
Mr. Brown can do it, man, how about you?
He can go like a bee
Mr. Brown can buzz
How about you? Can you go buzz, buzz?
He can go like a cork, pop, pop, pop, pop
He can go like horse feet, klopp, klopp, klopp
He can go eek, eek like a squeaky shoe

[Verse 2]
He can go like a rooster, cock-a-doodle doo
He can go like an owl, hoo, hoo, hoo
Eek, eek, eek, eek, cock-a-doodle doo
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, how about you?
He can go like the rain, dibble-dibble-dibble dopp
Dibble-dibble-dibble-dibble, dopp, dopp, dopp
He can go like a train, choo-choo-choo-choo
[Chorus]
Oh, the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do!

[Bridge]
Moo-moo, buzz-buzz, pop, pop, pop
Eek, eek, hoo, hoo, klopp, klopp, klopp
Dibble-dibblе, dopp, dopp; cock-a-doodle doo
Mr. Brown can do it, man, how about you?

[Refrain]
Mr. Brown can whisper, whisper vеry soft, very high
Like the soft, soft whisper of a butterfly
Maybe you can, too, I think you ought to try

[Verse 3]
He can go like a horn, blurp, blurp, blurp, blurp
Like a big cat drinking, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp
He can go like a clock, he can tick, he can tock
He can go like a hand on a door, knock-knock
Tick, tock, tick, tock, knock-knock-knock

[Chorus]
Oh, the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do!

[Bridge 2]
Blurp, blurp, slurp, slurp, cock-a-doodle doo
Knock-knock-knock and hoo, hoo, hoo
[Verse 4]
He can even sizzle, sizzle, he can do that too
Like an egg in a frying pan, how about you?
Mr. Brown is so smart, as smart as they come
He can do a hippopotamus chewing gum
Grum, grum, grum, grum, grum, grum, grum
Mr. Brown is so smart, he can even do this: he can even make a noise like a goldfish kiss

[Verse 5]
Boom, boom, boom, Mr. Brown is a wonder
Boom, boom, boom, Mr. Brown makes thunder
He makes lightning, splat, splat, splat
And it's very, very hard to make a noise like that

[Chorus]
Oh, the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do!

[Bridge 3]
Moo-moo, buzz-buzz, pop, pop, pop
Eek, eek, hoo, hoo, klopp, klopp, klopp
Dibble-dibble, dopp, dopp, cock-a-doodle doo
Grum-grum, grum-grum, choo, choo, choo
Boom, boom, splat, splat, tick, tick, tock
Sizzle-sizzle, blurp, blurp, knock, knock, knock

[Outro]
A slurp and a whisper and a fish kiss, too
Mr. Brown can do it, man, how about you?
Yeah