[Intro]
Yo, this is Oh Say Can You Say? written by Dr. Seuss, and I'm gonna rap this book (Kiriko made this one)
"Oh, say, can you say?" said a book reading parrot named Hooey
"The words in this book are all phooey
When you say them, your lips will make slips and back flips, and your tongue may end up in Saint Looey"

[Verse 1]
Do you like fresh fish? It's just fine at Finney's Diner
Finney also has some fresher fish that's fresher and much finer
But his best fish is his freshest fish, and Finney says with pride
"The finest fish at Finney's is my freshed fish, French-fried!"
So, don't order the frеsh or the fresher fish, at Finnеy's, if you're wise, you'll say
"Fetch me the finest French-fried freshest fish that Finney fries!"

[Verse 2]
We have a dinosaur named Dinn
Dinn's thin, Dinn doesn't have much skin
And the bones fall out of his left front shin
Then we have to call in Pinner Blinn, who comes in with his handy shin-pin bin
And with a thin Blinn shinbone pin, Blinn pins Dinn's shinbones right back in

[Verse 3]
Bed Spreaders spread spreads on beds
Bread Spreaders spread butters on breads
And that Bed Spreader better watch out how he's spreading or that Bread Spreader's sure going to butter his bedding
[Verse 4]
As he gobbled up the cakes on his plate, the greedy ape said as he ate
"The greener green grapes are, the keener keen apes are to gobble green grape cakes, they're great!"

[Bridge]
Are you having trouble in saying this stuff? It's really quite easy for me
I just look in my mirror and see what I say, and then I just say what I see

[Verse 5]
You should leave your Grox home when you travel by air
If you take him along, they charge double the fare
And your Grox must be packed and locked up in a Grox Box
Which costs much, much more than a little old fox box
So it's heaps a lot cheaper to fly with your foxes Than waste all that money on boxes for Groxes
And, what do you think costs more? A Simple Thimble or a Single Shingle?
A simple thimble could cost less
Than a single shingle would, I guess
So, I think that the single shingle should
Cost more than the simple thimble would

[Verse 6]
If you like to eat potato chips and chew pork chops on clipper ships
I suggest that you chew a few chips and a chop at Skipper Zipp's Clipper Ship Chip Chop Shop

[Bridge 2]
And if your tongue is getting queasy
Don't give up, this next one's easy
[Verse 7]
There are so many things that you really should know
And that's why I'm bothering telling you so
You should know the first names of the Fuddnuddler Brothers
Who like to pile each on the heads of the others
If you start at the top, there are Bipper and Bud
And Skipper and Jipper and Jeffrey and Jud
Horatio, Horace and Hendrix, and Hud
And then come Dinwoodie and Dinty and Dud
Also, Fitzsimmon and Frederick and Fud
And Slinkey and Stinkey and Stuart and Stud
And, down at the bottom is poor little Lud
But if Lud ever sneezes, his name will be Mud