[Intro: Eggward]
I think I'm in love (No, you're not)
Yeehaw (No, you're not)
Yes I am (No)
Yes I am (You said the same thing last week)
Okay, listen

[Verse 1: Eggward]
I was watching Spider-Man, but I got that ADD
So I went and grabbed my phone, started checking out some memes
And I saw people fighting, politics, and a lot of spam
And then I saw her picture, and I was all like "Damn!"
I don't fall in love, but she's just my type
This ain't a dating app but I'm still trying to swipe (Damn!)
Should I send her a message or should I move on?
I'm telling you she's thick like a Pixar mom

[Chorus: Eggward]
Woah-oh woah-oh
Woah-oh woah-oh
Woah-oh woah-oh
Thick like a Pixar mom
Woah-oh woah-oh
Woah-oh woah-oh
Woah-oh woah-oh
Thick like a Pixar mom
[Verse 2: Eggward]
Maybe we could talk or be friends
Do I really wanna slidе in her DMs?
Maybe I don't wanna text or call
'Causе your personality might ruin it all
What if she's a SoundCloud rapper?
What if she's a anti-vaxxer?
Or has views that are very extreme?
Or tries to sell me a pyramid scheme? (Damn!)
What if she sucks? What if she's fake too?
Maybe I'm in love with her face too (Damn!)
What if she's amazing? What if I'm wrong?
I'm telling you she's thick like a Pixar mom

[Chorus: Eggward]
Woah-oh woah-oh
Woah-oh woah-oh
Woah-oh woah-oh
Thick like a Pixar mom
Woah-oh woah-oh
Woah-oh woah-oh
Woah-oh woah-oh
Thick like a Pixar mom

[Bridge: Eggward]
I think about our future I’m ready to commit
I think about us getting married, having kids and shit
'Cause when you know, you know, and she's the one for me
Let me scroll throw my phone, wait who's she?
I don’t fall in love
This is just insane
I already forgot about whatshername (DAMN!)
This time it's different, I know what I want
I'm telling you she's thick like a Pixar mom
[Chorus: Eggward]
Woah-oh woah-oh (like a Pixar)
Woah-oh woah-oh (like a Pixar)
Woah-oh woah-oh (like a Pixar)
Thick like a Pixar mom
Woah-oh woah-oh (like a Pixar)
Woah-oh woah-oh (like a Pixar)
Woah-oh woah-oh (like a Pixar)
Thick like a Pixar mom