[Verse 1]
Well, I pissed my girlfriend off, I had a dream that she shot me straight in the chest
Though she did it with a sawed off, even had to call off from work, can't do nothin' 'bout it, look
I fell asleep to my best friend telling me a story 'bout his deadbeat dad
Well, I'm a deadbeat friend, choked out once he gets his hands around me, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
And it felt so good

[Chorus]
Why did my friends leave me alone
To die on the other side of the road?

[Verse 2]
Well, a cop drove by with bright lights, asked for my license and registration
I said "It's not my car, but can't you see we're trying to make out here in the back seat? (In the back seat)
He pulled out his taser and shocked me with a million volts of pure electricity
It's the most i've felt in a long time and I kinda liked it (I kinda liked it)

[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause it felt so good

[Chorus]
Why did my friends leave me alone
To die on the other side of the road?
[Bridge]
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh

[Chorus]
Why did my friends leave me alone
To die on the other side of the road?